A Programmers life in code

I raised a question on a JavaLobby forum the other day about

Favouring composition over inheritance is a sign of a maturing programmer

yesI know very nerdy of me, I basically asked the question what is the next stage of development in a programmers life. I was quite amused by this reply

Re: Favouring composition over inheritance is a sign of a maturing programm

getALife();

Sex partnerSex = null;

if(programmer.getSexualOrientation() == SexualOrientation.HOMO) {
if ("US".equals(programmer.getCountryCode())) moveToHolland();
partnerSex = Sex.getTheSame(programmer.getSex());
} else {
partnerSex = Sex.getTheOpposite(programmer.getSex());
}

Human partner = findPartner(partnerSex, programmer.getSexualOrientation(), "http://www.personals.com/webservice");

programmer.marry(partner);
if (programmer.getSexualOrientation() == SexualOrientation.HETERO) {
programmer.makeKids();
}

throw new DieException();

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